1) "Where is that Maytag man when you need him?"

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By Pamala

1) There's no ring around the collar in this establishment.

2) Behind every working pig is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry ...

3) Does it look like I'm washing? That's a nightcap I have on.

By Mari

1) Oh yeah ? Well, eat your heart out, Miss Piggy !!!

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By Connie

1) And he is still in bed!

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By Mary

1) I won the audition for Mrs Tiggywinkle and the producers STILL haven't noticed I'm not a hedgehog!

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By Susie

1) Thank you Global Entrepreneur Inc. for your New Enterprise Of The Year Award!

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By Andrea

1) Cinderella, Cinderella

2) My husband went to New York, and all I got was this stupid hat.

3) I don't do windows!

By Nicole

1) A piggy's work is never done!!

2) Where's those piglets with the hot water??

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By Linda C.

1) Hogwash!!

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By Amy S.

1) Starch is an extra $2

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By Debra R.

1) Where Does All This Laundry Come From?

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Ronald C.

1) Pudgies work is never done!!!

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Crissey R.

1) Air your dirty laundry with me...

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Virginia B.

1) I don't understand why humans want all the good smells out of their clothes...but hey, it's a living!

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Vickie M.

1) You'd be amazed at how clean mud really is!

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Anna M.

1) If you want your laundry done right - come see me, Pudgy

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Carol D.

1) I'm a modern self sufficient single pig, role model of piglets everywhere.

2) Doing it the old fashioned way just like Grandma did..

3) Now I see why farm pigs have all those piglets, I could use some help around here..

Shelby B .

1) MAN WORKS FROM SUN TO SUN WOMANS WORK IS NEVER DONE.

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SIDNEY S.

1) Well somebody has to do the laundry, don't they?

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Patricia M.

1) I am suppose to advertise FREE MUD Removal but all I know how to do is apply mud.

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By Becky

1) "Okay.  I've carried out my end of the bargain.  I've posed.  Now where's that peanutbutter pie you promised me?"

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By Elke L.

1) It all comes out in the wash!?!

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By Sabrina

1) There were suds in the bucket and clothes still on the line.

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By Lynne B.

1) Umm, payment is a bowl full of truffles for me to do your laundry, honest.

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By Teresa V.

1) The stunts performed on this program were designed and performed by trained professionals, PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

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By Mr. G.