| Answer |
Votes |
Percent |
| 1. "Where is that Maytag man when you need him?" |
9 |
17% |
| 2. There's no ring around the collar in this establishment. |
1 |
2% |
| 3. Behind every working pig is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry ... |
9 |
17% |
| 4. Does it look like I'm washing? That's a nightcap I have on. |
0 |
0% |
| 5. Oh yeah ? Well, eat your heart out, Miss Piggy !!! |
0 |
0% |
| 6. And he is still in bed! |
1 |
2% |
| 7. I won the audition for Mrs Tiggywinkle and the producers STILL haven't noticed I'm not a hedgehog! |
2 |
4% |
| 8. Thank you Global Entrepreneur Inc. for your New Enterprise Of The Year Award! |
0 |
0% |
| 9. Cinderella, Cinderella |
0 |
0% |
| 10. My husband went to New York, and all I got was this stupid hat. |
2 |
4% |
| 11. I don't do windows! |
1 |
2% |
| 12. A piggy's work is never done!! |
2 |
4% |
| 13. Where's those piglets with the hot water?? |
1 |
2% |
| 14. Hogwash!! |
10 |
19% |
| 15. Starch is an extra $2 |
5 |
9% |
| 16. Where Does All This Laundry Come From? |
0 |
0% |
| 17. Pudgies work is never done!!! |
1 |
2% |
| 18. Air your dirty laundry with me... |
1 |
2% |
| 19. I don't understand why humans want all the good smells out of their clothes...but hey, it's a living! |
1 |
2% |
| 20. You'd be amazed at how clean mud really is! |
0 |
0% |
| 21. If you want your laundry done right - come see me, Pudgy |
1 |
2% |
| 22. I'm a modern self sufficient single pig, role model of piglets everywhere. |
1 |
2% |
| 23. Doing it the old fashioned way just like Grandma did.. |
0 |
0% |
| 24. Now I see why farm pigs have all those piglets, I could use some help around here.. |
1 |
2% |
| 25. MAN WORKS FROM SUN TO SUN WOMANS WORK IS NEVER DONE. |
1 |
2% |
| 26. Well somebody has to do the laundry, don't they? |
0 |
0% |
| 27. I am suppose to advertise FREE MUD Removal but all I know how to do is apply mud. |
1 |
2% |
| 28. "Okay. I've carried out my end of the bargain. I've posed. Now where's that peanutbutter pie you promised me?" |
2 |
4% |
| 29. It all comes out in the wash!?! |
1 |
2% |
| 30. There were suds in the bucket and clothes still on the line. |
0 |
0% |
| 31. Umm, payment is a bowl full of truffles for me to do your laundry, honest. |
0 |
0% |
| 32. The stunts performed on this program were designed and performed by trained professionals, PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! |
0 |
0% |
| Total : |
54 |
100% |