1) Another fairy tale bites the dust!

2) I coulda sworn he was Prince Charming...

Turns out he was the Troll under the Bridge!

3) My Kingdom for a Pop Tart!"

By Pamala S.

1) Hey, where are my Ruby Slippers..... and what happened to my farm!

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By Andrea T.

1) Being a princess isn't all its cracked up to be.

2) My plans are grand but my time is limited.

3) Inconceivable does not mean impossible.

By Mari W.

1) Damsel...yes...in distress...never!

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By Tamara

1) I'm The Queen of the castle...

2) Who needs prince charming. I am princess charming without him.

3) My own heaven on earth!

By Nicole

1) Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of us all?"  Well, I am, of course!

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By Andrea D.

1) Leave it to a man to be late..And they talk about us!

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By Mary D.

1) Where are the Knights in shining armour when you need them?

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By Debra R.

1) Oh, it's good to be queen!!  Now, where are my servants with the grapes??

2) Romeo, Romeo....where are ya big boy??

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By Linda C.

1) MY LEGS! I CAN'T FIND MY LEGS! NO MORE PARTIES FOR ME.

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Teggy S.

1) STILL WAITING FOR MY PRINCE ..

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KATHY B.

1) Now, where the heck is that darn frog?

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Donna P.

1) I am waiting for my Prince Charming, as this is the month we get hitched.

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Susanne m.

1) Am I dreaming or is this Paradise!!!

2) Where For Out thou Romeo !!!

3) Who Needs To Win The Lottery!!!

Sue L .

1) Many think I put the "Fair" into "Medieval Fair";  a few may think I'm just a pig -  but say so they don't dare!

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Susie M

1) My Palace For Some Food!

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Ronald C.

1) I guess I drank more than I thought lastnight!!

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Crissey R.

1) My home is my castle.

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Deborah H.

1) Aren't parties just the greatest?

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Carol D.

1) Where is my Knight  in  shining armor anyways. umpf.

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Janice.

1) I'll bet you can't tell if I'm wearing my gown or skinny dippin!

2) I wonder if this stupid hat is going to give me hat head...

3) Can you tell that my snout-gloss matches my hoof polish?

Shelby B .

1) AND I HAVE TO KISS A WHAT?

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SIDNEY S.

1) Oh Fairy Godmother?  Where are you?

2) So, tell me again, I just cross that bridge & all my dreams will come true?  Well, what am I waiting for?

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Teresa V.

1) There,s nothing as GREAT as a good mud bath to make a Princess feel her best.

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Andy B.

1) AHHH These damp bloomers will cool me off!

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Lois M.

1) Mirror, mirror, who is the hairest of them all. ME!!!!!

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By Becky

1) "Crunch, crunch, munch, munch....  Prince Charming, who?"

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By Elke L.

1) OOPS !  I think i ate the frog !!

*burp !

2) There once was a troll that lived under my draw bridge,,, BURP !  As I said, there once was a troll that lived under my draw bridge.

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By Esther