1) Waddya mean you can't see the boat?  It was right here when I got in it.

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By Donna

1) "I'm wallowing and I can't get up!"

2) "Aaaaalllll aboard the SS PudgyPoo!!!"

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By Pamala S.

1) Land Ho!!!

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By Melissa R.

1) I knew I shouldn't have ate all that pumpkin pie. I can't move.

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By susanne

1) (Singing to "I'm forever chasing rainbows"...) I'm forever hoggin mud holes!

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By Kathe A.

1) Aye Matie, even the best of Captains' get bogged down now and again. Not to worry, just temporary.

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By Carol D.

1) Admiral pig dreaming of the 'old days aboard ship'

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By Hedy N.

1) YAWWWWWWWWN....  "How'd I end up out here?  Where's my crew,...my ship............?

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By Elke L.

1) I'm going down with my ship.

2) Yup. They’re drafting everybody these days.

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By Mari W.

1) I'm the captain of this ship and don't you forget it!!

2) All aboard...it's the Mud Boat and I'm your captain.

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By Linda C.

1) My crew "desert-ed" ship after I demanded that last bucket of water ..

2) Flanders and Swan, eat your hearts out ... mud, mud, glorious mud ...

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By Susie.

1) YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING .......THE MIGHTIEST SHIP THE TITANIC SANK ?????????

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By Lynne B.

1) A swift Boat Captain I'm not.

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By Irving P.

1) It is good to be Chief. I have the place to myself............

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By Mary D.

1) I'm not trying to open Pandora"s Political Door, but this mud is not the only thing I am up to my neck in, and spinning my wheels!

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By Andrea T.

1) Where'd ya go Sailor?

2) Hey I live in Arizona we do what we gotta do..

3) My ship? its right here, somewhere..

By Shelby

1) GILLIGAN!!!

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By Eileen

1) Ahhh, there's nothing like a mud bath on a balmy summer day!

2) Going down with your ship isn't all bad!  This mud feels kinda good...

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By Wendy S.

1) who said my room was near the water?

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By Deborah H.

1) Please! Just a few more minutes of luxury before we have to shove off!

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By Debra R.

1) Skipper where is me ship, I lost me ride!!

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By Becky.

1) Never mind how I got here --- just throw me a sausage link -- I,I, mean a rope.

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By Lisa J.

1) Ship's A'ground!! (Might as well make the most of it)

2) Now you've done it, Gilligan. I TOLD you not to turn right at Texas.

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By Darlynn C.

1) Captain Mud Pig.

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By Amy S.

1) Ahoy, there matey!

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By Robin C.