| Answer |
Votes |
Percent |
| 1. Waddya mean you can't see the boat? It was right here when I got in it. |
9 |
17% |
| 2. "I'm wallowing and I can't get up!" |
3 |
6% |
| 3. "Aaaaalllll aboard the SS PudgyPoo!!!" |
0 |
0% |
| 4. Land Ho!!! |
1 |
2% |
| 5. I knew I shouldn't have ate all that pumpkin pie. I can't move. |
0 |
0% |
| 6. (Singing to "I'm forever chasing rainbows"...) I'm forever hoggin mud holes! |
1 |
2% |
| 7. Aye Matie, even the best of Captains' get bogged down now and again. Not to worry, just temporary. |
0 |
0% |
| 8. Admiral pig dreaming of the 'old days aboard ship' |
0 |
0% |
| 9. YAWWWWWWWWN.... "How'd I end up out here? Where's my crew,...my ship............? |
1 |
2% |
| 10. I'm going down with my ship. |
0 |
0% |
| 11. Yup. They’re drafting everybody these days. |
0 |
0% |
| 12. I'm the captain of this ship and don't you forget it!! |
1 |
2% |
| 13. All aboard...it's the Mud Boat and I'm your captain. |
0 |
0% |
| 14. My crew "desert-ed" ship after I demanded that last bucket of water .. |
0 |
0% |
| 15. Flanders and Swan, eat your hearts out ... mud, mud, glorious mud ... |
0 |
0% |
| 16. YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING .......THE MIGHTIEST SHIP THE TITANIC SANK ????????? |
0 |
0% |
| 17. A swift Boat Captain I'm not. |
0 |
0% |
| 18. It is good to be Chief. I have the place to myself............ |
1 |
2% |
| 19. I'm not trying to open Pandora"s Political Door, but this mud is not the only thing I am up to my neck in, and spinning my wheels! |
0 |
0% |
| 20. Where'd ya go Sailor? |
0 |
0% |
| 21. Hey I live in Arizona we do what we gotta do.. |
3 |
6% |
| 22. My ship? its right here, somewhere.. |
0 |
0% |
| 23. GILLIGAN!!! |
22 |
42% |
| 24. Ahhh, there's nothing like a mud bath on a balmy summer day! |
1 |
2% |
| 25. Going down with your ship isn't all bad! This mud feels kinda good... |
1 |
2% |
| 26. who said my room was near the water? |
1 |
2% |
| 27. Please! Just a few more minutes of luxury before we have to shove off! |
3 |
6% |
| 28. Skipper where is me ship, I lost me ride!! |
1 |
2% |
| 29. Never mind how I got here --- just throw me a sausage link -- I,I, mean a rope. |
0 |
0% |
| 30. Ship's A'ground!! (Might as well make the most of it) |
0 |
0% |
| 31. Now you've done it, Gilligan. I TOLD you not to turn right at Texas. |
1 |
2% |
| 32. Captain Mud Pig. |
1 |
2% |
| 33. Ahoy, there matey! |
2 |
4% |
| Total : |
53 |
100% |
